Penis Masturbators

A lot of the toys I mention in these posts are vulva related, because I myself have one and it’s easy to forget about what you don’t have. But this one is for the penis havers! We’re diving in to some of my favorite penis masturbators that we currently carry in store.

Doc Johnson Mainsqueeze - If I grew a penis this may be the first one I buy. These amazing ultraskyn masturbators are modeled after real stars like Sasha Grey, Honey Gold and Lulu Chu. They come in 2 options- just the sleeve, or the upgraded option that has a hard outer case. The case allows for variable suction and pressure as well as hygiene and discretion.

Gript & Hekx - Made of platinum-cured silicone, these uniquely-textured chambers will provide quite a different sensation than you may be used to. They’re open-ended to accommodate any length, and also come with an antibacterial storage bag to help keep it clean when you’re finished!

Male Roses - Now “The Rose” is here for the penis folk! There are 2 options that we currently have available - the first has rotation and vibration, the second features a vibration as well as suction. Both are USB rechargeable and easy to take care of, while offering two very different sensations.

Calor - Bluetooth masturbator by Lovense (my favorite brand!), it can be programmed and controlled by an app by you or your long-distance lover. It offers vibration, squeezing, warming and depth control. It’s waterproof, rechargeable, and offers a one-year warranty. You can also sync it with the Lovense Max, Max2, Calor or Nora for long-distance sex.

We have tons of options available for all price ranges and to fit any want or need. You penis folk have so many options and it makes me wish I could try them myself! Y’all know the drill, you can let us know if you have any questions or would like to special order something. Don’t forget about our online store which should be pretty updated at this point, so feel free to place an order curbside or Doordash!